{"id":2,"date":"2025-11-10T17:06:36","date_gmt":"2025-11-10T17:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ifiwerethe.wpenginepowered.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2025-11-11T09:01:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-11T15:01:00","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>.kb-row-layout-id2_b51939-cd > .kt-row-column-wrap{align-content:start;}:where(.kb-row-layout-id2_b51939-cd > .kt-row-column-wrap) > .wp-block-kadence-column{justify-content:start;}.kb-row-layout-id2_b51939-cd > .kt-row-column-wrap{column-gap:var(--global-kb-gap-lg, 4rem);row-gap:var(--global-kb-gap-md, 2rem);max-width:var( --global-content-width, 1290px );padding-left:var(--global-content-edge-padding);padding-right:var(--global-content-edge-padding);padding-top:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);padding-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);grid-template-columns:minmax(0, calc(15% - ((var(--global-kb-gap-lg, 4rem) * 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1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_9a7e02-9c wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_9a7e02-9c\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">\u201cIf I were the devil&#8230; if I were the Prince of Darkness, I\u2019d want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I\u2019d have a third of its real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn\u2019t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree \u2014 <strong><em>Thee.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_f4534e-3e\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">So I\u2019d set about, however necessary, to <a href=\"#\">take over the United States<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_65046a-b1\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_65046a-b1\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_65046a-b1\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_65046a-b1\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_65046a-b1\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_65046a-b1 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_65046a-b1\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">I\u2019d subvert the churches first \u2014 I\u2019d begin with <a href=\"#\">a campaign of whispers<\/a>. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: <strong><em><a href=\"#\">\u2018Do as you please.\u2019<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_e90742-32\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_e90742-32\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_e90742-32\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_e90742-32\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_e90742-32\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_e90742-32 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_e90742-32\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">To the young, I would whisper that <em><strong>\u2018The Bible is a myth.\u2019<\/strong><\/em> I would convince them <a href=\"#\">that man created God<\/a> <a href=\"#\">instead of the other way around<\/a>. I would confide that <a href=\"#\">what\u2019s bad is good<\/a>, and <a href=\"#\">what\u2019s good is \u2018square.\u2019<\/a> And the old, I would teach to pray, after me, <strong><em>\u2018Our Father, which art in Washington\u2026\u2019<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7a3dc7-13\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">And then I\u2019d get organized. I\u2019d educate authors in <a href=\"#\">how to make lurid literature exciting<\/a>, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I\u2019d threaten TV with <a href=\"#\">dirtier movies<\/a> and vice versa. I\u2019d <a href=\"#\">peddle narcotics<\/a> to whom I could. I\u2019d <a href=\"#\">sell alcohol<\/a> to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I\u2019d <a href=\"#\">tranquilize the rest with pills<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_ed8981-e0\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">If I were the devil, I\u2019d soon have <a href=\"#\">families at war with themselves<\/a>, <a href=\"#\">churches at war with themselves<\/a>, and <a href=\"#\">nations at war with themselves<\/a>, until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings, I\u2019d have <a href=\"#\">mesmerizing media fanning the flames<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_dd43ae-2c\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but <a href=\"#\">neglect to discipline emotions<\/a> \u2014 just let those run wild, until, before you knew it, you\u2019d have to have <a href=\"#\">drug-sniffing dogs<\/a> and <a href=\"#\">metal detectors<\/a> at every schoolhouse door.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_fc1c09-ea\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">Within a decade, I\u2019d have <a href=\"#\">prisons overflowing<\/a>, I\u2019d have <a href=\"#\">judges promoting pornography<\/a> \u2014 soon I could evict God <a href=\"#\">from the courthouse<\/a>, then <a href=\"#\">from the schoolhouse<\/a>, and then <a href=\"#\">from the houses of Congress<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_7274e9-5f\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">And in His own churches, I would <a href=\"#\">substitute psychology for religion<\/a>, and <a href=\"#\">deify science<\/a>. I would lure priests and pastors into <a href=\"#\">misusing boys<\/a> <a href=\"#\">and girls<\/a>, and <a href=\"#\">church money<\/a>. If I were the devil, I\u2019d make the <a href=\"#\">symbol of Easter an egg<\/a> and the <a href=\"#\">symbol of Christmas a bottle<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_8f4d53-ea\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">If I were the devil, I\u2019d <a href=\"#\">take from those who have<\/a>, and give to those who want, until I had <a href=\"#\">killed the incentive of the ambitious<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_4efd05-fd\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">And what do you bet I could get whole states to <a href=\"#\">promote gambling<\/a> as <a href=\"#\">the way to get rich<\/a>? I would caution against extremes and hard work in Patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that <a href=\"#\">marriage is old-fashioned<\/a>, that <a href=\"#\">swinging is more fun<\/a>, that what you see on the <a href=\"#\">TV is the way to be<\/a>. And thus, I could <a href=\"#\">undress you in public<\/a>, and I could lure you into bed with <a href=\"#\">diseases for which there is no cure<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-size:var(--global-kb-font-size-xl, 3rem);line-height:1.3;font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-6-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_1f2c8e-bf\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\"><em>In other words, if I were the devil, I\u2019d just keep right on doing what he\u2019s doing.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d\"]{margin-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);font-style:normal;text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d\"]{text-shadow:0px -1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d wp-block-kadence-advancedheading has-theme-palette-3-color has-text-color\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_3e5dba-7d\" data-aos=\"fade\" data-aos-duration=\"2000\">Paul Harvey, good day.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<style>.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 > .kt-row-column-wrap{align-content:center;}:where(.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 > .kt-row-column-wrap) > .wp-block-kadence-column{justify-content:center;}.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 > .kt-row-column-wrap{column-gap:var(--global-kb-gap-md, 2rem);row-gap:var(--global-kb-gap-md, 2rem);padding-top:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);padding-bottom:var(--global-kb-spacing-5xl, 10rem);min-height:100vh;grid-template-columns:minmax(0, 1fr);}.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27{background-image:url('https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/paul-harvey-scaled.jpg');background-size:cover;background-position:center center;background-attachment:fixed;background-repeat:no-repeat;}.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 > .kt-row-layout-overlay{opacity:0.30;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px), only screen and (min-device-width: 1024px) and (max-device-width: 1366px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2) and (hover: none){.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27{background-attachment:scroll;}}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 > .kt-row-column-wrap{grid-template-columns:minmax(0, 1fr);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 > .kt-row-column-wrap{grid-template-columns:minmax(0, 1fr);}}<\/style><div class=\"kb-row-layout-wrap kb-row-layout-id2_a105b2-27 alignfull kt-row-has-bg wp-block-kadence-rowlayout\"><div class=\"kt-row-column-wrap kt-has-1-columns kt-row-layout-equal kt-tab-layout-inherit kt-mobile-layout-row kt-row-valign-middle\">\n<style>.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col,.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col:before{border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;}.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col{column-gap:var(--global-kb-gap-sm, 1rem);}.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col{flex-direction:column;}.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col > .aligncenter{width:100%;}.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col:before{opacity:0.3;}.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd{position:relative;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col{flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd > .kt-inside-inner-col{flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;}}<\/style>\n<div class=\"wp-block-kadence-column kadence-column2_cf0a2f-fd\"><div class=\"kt-inside-inner-col\"><style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c\"]{margin-bottom:0px;font-size:200px;line-height:1;font-style:normal;color:#ffffff;text-shadow:0px 0px 50px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c\"]{text-shadow:0px 0px 50px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c\"]{text-shadow:0px 0px 50px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_601bdf-8c\">1965<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_c52c06-55\"]{font-size:var(--global-kb-font-size-xl, 3rem);font-weight:700;font-style:normal;color:#ffffff;text-shadow:0px 0px 50px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_c52c06-55\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_c52c06-55\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}@media all and (max-width: 1024px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_c52c06-55\"]{text-shadow:0px 0px 50px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);}}@media all and (max-width: 767px){.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_c52c06-55\"]{text-shadow:0px 0px 50px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);}}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading2_c52c06-55 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading2_c52c06-55\">An American broadcasting hero.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were the Devil&#8230; \u201cIf I were the devil&#8230; if I were the Prince of Darkness, I\u2019d want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I\u2019d have a third of its real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn\u2019t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"taxonomy_info":[],"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"ifiwerethe","author_link":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/?author=1"},"comment_info":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifiwerethedevil.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}